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 holly_lee  Joke: 天下乌鸦一般黑
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Programmer to Team Leader:

"We can't do this proposed project. **CANNOT**. It will involve a major design change and
no one in our team knows the design of this legacy system. And above that, nobody in our
company knows the language in which this application has been written. So even if somebody
wants to work on it, they can't. If you ask my personal opinion, the company should never
take these type of projects."

Team Leader to Project Manager:

"This project will involve a design change. Currently, we don't have any staff with
experience in this type of work. Also, the language is unfamiliar to us, so we will have to
arrange for some training if we take this project. In my personal opinion, we are not ready
to take on a project of this nature."

Project Manager to 1st Level Manager:

"This project involves a design change in the system and we don't have much experience in
that area. Also, not many people in our company are appropriately trained for it. In my
personal opinion, we might be able to do the project but we would need more time than usual
to complete it."

1st Level Manager to Senior Level Manager:

"This project involves design re-engineering. We have some people who have worked in this
area and others who know the implementation language. So they can train other people. In
my personal opinion we should take this project, but with caution."

Senior Level Manager to CEO:

"This project will demonstrate to the industry our capabilities in remodeling the design of a
complete legacy system. We have all the necessary skills and people to execute this project
successfully. Some people have already given in-house training in this area to other staff
members. In my personal opinion, we should not let this project slip by us under any
circumstances."

CEO to Client:

"This is the type of project in which our company specializes. We have executed many
projects of the same nature for many large clients. Trust me when I say that we are the most
competent firm in the industry for doing this kind of work. It is my personal opinion that we
can execute this project successfully and well within the given time frame."
 02/05/29 21:42 酷帖！    臭帖！    回复  
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 lee_sure   回复: Joke: 天下乌鸦一般黑，哈哈！
 02/05/30 01:51 酷帖！    臭帖！    回复  
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 茶壶   哈哈，我是真见过这种公司，这种作派，也上过这种当。
 02/05/30 03:43 酷帖！    臭帖！    回复  
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 luckhj   回复: Joke: 天下乌鸦一般黑
o ,jesus`!so disgust
 02/05/30 08:59 酷帖！    臭帖！    回复  
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 liujunsong  回复: Joke: 天下乌鸦一般黑
官僚制度,等级森严;信息被一层一层的上传,被一次一次地改变,最后面目全非.
所以古人说,肉食者鄙,就是这个意思,脱离了基层的程序员,高高在上,满足于各个经理报上来的溢美之辞,岂不感觉非常良好!
 02/05/30 09:09 酷帖！    臭帖！    回复  
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 liujunsong  回复: Joke: 天下乌鸦一般黑
和我的<<黑锅论>>有异曲同工之妙.
等到项目最后死掉,请问谁来背黑锅呢?
信息是层层上报,层层失真,最后最上层做决定.
黑锅是层层下放,层层加压,最后最低层背黑锅.
 02/05/30 09:21 酷帖！    臭帖！    回复  
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 holly_lee  不是叫真见过. 这是全世界普遍的现象. 此 Joke 是 Matt Pietrek 同志的, 据称出自他所在的公司.
不过据我所知 Matt Pietrek 同志也就呆过 Borland 和 Numega 两个地方啊....呵呵
 02/05/30 11:12 酷帖！    臭帖！    回复  
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 alexandro   哈哈。。。這才叫面向對象。
 02/05/30 11:16 酷帖！    臭帖！    回复  
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